Lately, I’ve been hearing a lot of people extolling the accomplishments of President Biden, but, as someone who’s kept track of his failings religiously, I’d like to unpack some of what Joe Biden supporters are actually celebrating.
When Joe Biden took office, the United States was experiencing cold temperatures and limited hours of daylight. After his Inauguration, the days began getting longer, without explanation. Although I’m reticent to admit it, I did enjoy the increasing hours of daylight. But, just when the days were at their longest, the amount of daylight began to decrease again.
Joe Biden was savvy enough not to shorten daylight hours all at once, but did it by taking away one minute every day, hoping that we wouldn’t notice. But I kept a log of when the sun was setting, and, sure enough, by the time August rolled around, days were already a full hour shorter! How he thought he could slip this one by the American people is beyond me. I think it’s his audacity that I hate the most.
I do concede that Joe Biden did eventually manage to lengthen daylight hours again, which was nice. But, if you’re really paying attention, you’ll see that the sun is once again setting earlier and earlier!
Another thing I’ve noticed is that the leaves on the trees have begun changing colors. Although I’ll admit to enjoying the new colors for now, if you decode the meaning of the colors you’ll see that this visually pleasant change may actually be a warning of things to come. Let’s go over the list of new leaf colors and what they could mean:
Gold: Gold often symbolizes money, which I support only when people I like have it. How did Joe Biden get all his money? We’ll never know for sure, but there is no plausible explanation other than the crimes I have imagined. Gold is also one of the colors on the Ukrainian flag (sort of). Are gold leaves Joe Biden’s way of politicizing trees and using them to subliminally bolster support for the war against Russia? Definitely, a hundred per cent.